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Silly Stupid Log Shit

For S&G I have been excerpting Apache Log Files entries for what I have been calling the silly and the stupid. Now, this sh^Htuff ain't like really valuable or anything, so there's that. But, it's also not really meaningful, either. (Maybe I just like to look for shit to complain about.) But then again, access log files do tell tales... So here are my log excerpts that I think tell tales:

About my "Notes On Robots" file: What's fucked about other robot lists all over the Internets is that the "lists" unvaryingably just list the Bot's fucking user-agent... (Has that ever fucking helped you? Of course not! You see that string in yer fucking logs!) What I try to do is to look the Bot up and add/say shit about them, like who the fuck they are and what the fuck they say about themselves. (Hint: lots O' bullshit.)

But there are better places to get gooder information, like: Luke Leal Research.

But here is what lacks about my shit about Bots: It lacks what others are saying about them!

Some times I get all bloggy...

Fuck you too GPTBot - 18 Jan 2024
ROBOTS.TXT:
User-agent: GPTBot
Disallow: /
LOG:
188.166.155.164 - - [17/Jan/2024:18:56:46 -0700] "GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.1" 200 88 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_12_3) AppleWebKit/602.4.8 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/10.0.3 Safari/602.4.8"
188.166.155.171 - - [17/Jan/2024:19:01:04 -0700] "GET / HTTP/2.0" 200 2750 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; GPTBot/1.0; +https://openai.com/gptbot)"
Are You Slow? - 16 June 2023

I wonder how many developers (programmers, coders, etc.) have a slow Internet connection.

I think that if many (you) did, they (you) just might produce more efficient code. Would a (your) CMS code load 50-100MB of source before figuring out the request will result in a 404? Would every post of a (your) Blog have a useless 20MB image at top?

I don't think so.

This is a realm of not programming in Javascript, but programming in jQuery and Node—very different things...

A realm where Refactoring is "A Thing" and not just something you should do while you are writing your code...

An image as a request? - 6 May 2023

IP 103.43.19.95 made this request today.

GET /data:image/png;base64,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Should I save and view the image?

First Seen Today #23 - 3 Mar 2023

For S&G I often lookon "new sploits" in the logs. Today it's /vcac/?original_uri=. And the YACVE calls it for some VMware Workspace shit... (No date in the doc; WWT?)

( "Default File Location" == "Default Admin Password" ) = TRUE
Leakit is reading robots.txt!

Yay!

216.201.9.135 - - [20/Feb/2023:07:03:42 -0700] "GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.0" 200 54 "-" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; fluid/0.0; +http://www.leak.info/bot.html)"
So zgrab is POSTing now?

Fark!

51.81.245.2 - - [20/Feb/2023:08:15:00 -0700] "POST /rpc HTTP/1.1" 404 404 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 zgrab/0.x"
Me? So popular? Naw... - 4 Feb 2023

Don't think this site ever had a page so popular (relatively) than the "The Silly and The Stupid Page" page. In just a few days we got these here requests. (I think two may have been from Humans!)

"You got a license for that?" - 27 Jan 2023

This month has seen a massive uptick in requests for license files! At least nine (9) this month alone! What's up with that!

A man's got to know his possibilities.

It is a span wrapped in a pre inside a div.